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Name: Also Just This Guy
Country: Ingushetia Date: Thu May 22 19:55:41 2003
Comment: Whoa! There's no call for that. An idiot? An idiot
is a person with an IQ less than 25:
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~changc/page1.html
There is no way Dave's IQ is less than 25.
There is no way Dave's IQ is less than 125.
And what do small pieces of wood have to do with
anything?

Name: Awoll
Country: Date: Sat May 17 19:15:32 2003
Comment: You are an idiot and a faggot.

Name: Michael Hansen (Homepage)
Country: The U. S. of A! Date: Tue Apr 29 19:04:48 2003
Comment: Argggh! 500 character limit!
What I was trying to say is that, given the
validity and cogency of The Power of Salad
review, Alan Sokal should have something new
to be really mad about, perhaps provoking him
to new and glorious heights of smug academic
satire.

Name: Michael M. Hansen (Homepage)
Country: USA - YEEE-HAW! Date: Mon Apr 28 08:54:45 2003
Comment: It is the case that these movie reviews are
objective if and only if (iff) five (3) necessary,
yet insufficient, conditions are met:
1. Relative epistemology is not a load of
dingo's kidneys.
2. A mouse is, when it spins, regardless of why.
5. (3.) No one is particularly sure what is real,
anyway.
I particularly liked the review of The Power of
Salad: it proves that one or more members of the

Name: Just This Guy
Country: France Date: Mon Apr 7 19:57:47 2003
Comment: Men now abed in England will think themselves
acursed they were not here to sign this guest
book on this uh... day. But we have the Welsh
long-bow, and a whole bunch of pointy sticks.

Name: Joseph Heller (Homepage)
Country: USA Date: Tue Mar 18 04:35:14 2003
Comment: Mr. Washington exceeded his 500 character limit.
The last half of the sentence about his distant
cousin blowing his own head off with a shotgun
suggested that distant cousin's motive for self
termination was the realization that he was
married to Courtney Love and signed to SubPop.

Name: Irving Washington (Homepage)
Country: USA Date: Tue Mar 18 04:29:44 2003
Comment: I liked these reviews so much, I read them all
three times. Then I went home and built two linacs
and a synchrotron. After that I ported SunOS 4.1.4
to the VIC-20, and ate a pizza while listening
to a CD with 74 minutes of a wide variety of metal
fragments being recirculated through a garbage
disposal mixed with my late distant cousin
singing about the misery of living with a
defective gastrointestinal tract. My distant cousin blew his own head off with a shotgun,

Name: flyboy action figure
Country: cornmeal Date: Fri Mar 7 08:09:44 2003
Comment: I feel your review on the dancer in the dark was only lacking one thing: first a commentary on the mocking of the plight of sightless ballet artists in fifteenth century lithuania, second a condemnation of the practices of the batista government and cheerios.

Name: Drew (Homepage)
Country: Somerset, PA Date: Mon Mar 3 05:36:00 2003
Comment: Hi Dave! :)

Name: baby larry
Country: Larryvania Date: Sun Jan 12 00:06:17 2003
Comment: dial up smiles



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